I have a course coming up, one that I’m teaching. I asked an AI writer to draft a press release for it. Here’s what it came up with, with my annotations in italics and in square brackets.
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 12 February 2024
Renowned Creative Writing Guru Terry Freedman Inspires Students with Unique Course on Writing with Constraints [How did it know I'm a creative writing guru? Wow, I'm impressed!]
Accomplished author [well, I do have several books under my belt] and celebrated [not sure I'm celebrated, but still] creative writing expert Terry Freedman is set to redefine the boundaries of literary imagination with a groundbreaking course on writing with constraints. [I think I might adopt that as my strapline, and even stick it on my Substack description: Redefining the boundaries of literary imagination.]
Through his unparalleled expertise, [aw, shucks] Freedman aims to inspire aspiring writers to unleash their creativity within the confines of specific frameworks, inviting them to embark on a truly transformative artistic journey.
The course, aptly titled "Unlock Your Creative Genius: Writing with Constraints," [No it ain't! It's called Creative Writing with Constraints] challenges convention by proving that limitations can, indeed, be a catalyst for innovation and ingenuity [This is very true, and found to be so in many fields, including art, music and photography].
Freedman believes that embracing the element of surprise and necessity provided by constraints can result in astonishingly original masterpieces, as well as a more focused and intentional creative process [I do believe that as it happens].
Drawing on his extensive experience as a published author, blogger, and educator, Freedman will provide participants with invaluable insights into various literary constraints, such as word limits, specific themes, constrained word choices, or even writing within a particular time frame. [That sounds dead boring. The techniques I'll be showing are much more imaginative than that. Read the description at the link above. Come on, AI, sort yourself out!]
By exploring the uncharted territories of constrained writing, Freedman will help students overcome creative blocks, foster discipline, and sharpen their writing skills. [I think that should be relatively uncharted, but the rest of it is true.]
"The most astounding works of art often emerge from the tension between creative freedom and the confines of specific constraints," Freedman remarks. "Through this course, I hope to help writers navigate this delicate balance, enabling them to discover unique ways to express their thoughts and stories."
Here’s a comment from the evaluation form on the course I ran last time, the person concerned having used one of the techniques I went through:
Terry Freedman is a masterpiece. He delivered one of the best courthouses I have been a stuffing on. An engaging roof through workaday with a bit of matricide thrown in. More stump from the wobbler please!
No, I don’t know what it means either, but you have to admit: any writing course that involves matricide and stumping from wobblers just has to be worth trying out, right? Here’s that link again: Creative Writing with Constraints.
Getting back to that AI-generated press release, I don’t actually think it’s wholly awful. Yes, it’s over the top, just like most press releases, but it also provides phrases and ideas one could work with I think.
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